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Maybe this is something you guys would like to follow-up on. It would certainly make for some interesting banter/journalism because it includes virtually every hot-button topic of this town rolled into one story. Included with all of the humorous and divisive queries are some genuine EOE issues that violate state and federal law.

-Raoul Duke

I found this in the help-wanted section of craigslist[dot]com:

The Peacock- Sales Associate

Downtown Logan’s sauciest little boutique is hiring!

Here’s what we need:

1) Female, 21 yrs. or older

2) Must be sexually experienced- I realize this may sound like an odd requirement but we sell sex, no?

3) Must be comfortable talking about sex, with a straight face, to people as old as your mother.

4) Retail experience a plus. Management experience gets double bonus points.

5) Available Monday-Friday 3-9 pm, Sat 10-9. These hours are not set in stone, but scheduling will likely fall within this time frame.

Interested? Answer the following questions:

1) Do you shop at Wal-Mart? Yes/No Why?

2) When was the last time you were in our store? What did you buy?

3) Have you ever been/lived outside of Cache Valley? Where?

4) List three other locally-owned businesses you frequent.

5) Favorite Movie of all time? Song? Book?

6) How do you feel about Bush? (the one in the white house not your pants)

7) What is your relationship to coffee? How do you take it?

Method of birth control? Thoughts on condoms?

In one to two paragraphs, tell us why you’re awesome and why we should hire you.

Not put all this fun stuff with your resume and get it to us! Stop by the shop any weekday before 5 pm or email the goods to toys@persianpeacock.com.

http://logan.craigslist.org/ret/316718375.html