JEFF ALBERTSON (Comic Book Guy)
KVNU For the People’s Biggest. Critic. Ever.
BACKGROUND, BIO: Jeff hates KVNU’s For the People- he says it advances a blatantly communist libertarian secular humanist liberal agenda with dangerous nihilist tendencies, but he faithfully listens every night anyway. Jeff is in his mid-40’s and feels strongly his Masters Degree in folklore and mythology from UVSC qualifies him to offer authoritative policy solutions for the greatest problems facing Cache Valley and the world.
Jeff sold Noni Juice and other forms of network marketing in Orem for a number of years following his graduation from UVSC, but after he became estranged from his longtime love interest and shack up honey Agnes Skinner, decided to start his life again in the Cache Valley. Jeff now runs an online dating service for Latter-day Saint Star Wars fans out of his Androids Dungeon and Baseball Card Shop which he operates on Federal Avenue.
Jeff can frequently be seen picking up Spicy Italian sandwiches at Logan’s Heroes stocking up for all-night online Halo tournaments. Jeff will also occasionally attend USU football games, but insists on reminding everyone in his section how awesome BYU’s national championship football team was in 1984 during the time he was a student at UVSC.
Jeff expresses his disgust with KVNU’s For the People at the end of each episode each night with the vehement declaration, “WORST. EPISODE. EVER!”
POLITICAL PHILOSOPHY: The Force
POLITICAL PARTY: Republican, but also has belonged to Ross Perot’s Reform Party and the Constitution Party. In 1992 Jeff voted for Bo Gritz for President.
FAVORITE POLITICAL FIGURE IN HISTORY: Princess Leah- the hottest too!
HOMETOWN: Orem, Utah
VEHICLE: 1986 Toyota Camry with bumper sticker that reads “My Other Car is the Millenial Falcon”
FAVORITE SPORTS TEAMS: BYU Cougars, and whatever NFL football team currently has the most former Cougs on the roster. Jeff also likes the Jazz when they make the playoffs.
MAC OR PC: MAC
FAVORITE VACATION SPOT: Cancun
LEAST FAVORITE PART OF THE DAY: Showering and hygiene- it’s time wasted that could be used to hone Magic Card skills.
FAVORITE PART OF THE DAY: 2AM when Spike TV runs 3 consecutive reruns of Xena, Warrior Princess
FAVORITE MOVIE: Star Wars
FAVORITE TV SHOW: Star Trek
FAVORITE BAND: The Carpenters
EDUMACATION: Masters Degree in Folklore and Mythology from UVSC
BEST VEGETABLE IN THE ENTIRE FREE WORLD: Eggplant, the sustenance of the Vulcans
JOB: Proprietor of the Androids Dungeon and Baseball Card Shop
FAVORITE BREAKFAST CEREAL: Lucky Charms
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